Banal observation of the day

Yes, Mr. Washer Dryer. We are all very impressed with your "disappearing sock" trick. Frankly, you seem to have mastered it. But, seriously, isn't it time for a change? Couldn't you study up and impress me with the "new designer jeans" trick? Or the "sewn up holes in underthings" trick? I could use a few demonstrations of each of those. If not, then at the very least, could you just spend a few months doing the "reappearing sock" trick so that I can replenish that drawer of mine which you have so thoroughly decimated? If you do, then we can just let bygones be bygones. Until then, note, there is a special ditch in Rock Creek Park with your name on it.