Toilet paper
Planet Gore, knockin' Sheryl Crow again:
Remember Sheryl Crow telling us a few weeks ago that we should combat global warming by using only one square of toilet paper in the bathroom (which prompted the classic Mark Steyn line that the new slogan of Left is apparently, "All we are saying, is give one piece a chance")?
Crow later said she was joking, but the Worldwatch Institute isn't. In the latest issue of their magazine they argue that Americans, with only 5 percent of the world's population, consume something like 25 percent of the world's toilet paper. Or something silly like that.
Well this statistic might be true, but it doesn't mean much. It's not like each of us is clumping together wads of toilet paper many times larger than everybody else on the planet and then going to town. There are just billions of people around the planet who use precisely zero pieces of toilet paper per year. Not because they're unsanitary, but because, in some respects, they're actually more sanitary (not to mention more eco-friendly, too). As I understand it, though I've never seen it in person, much of Asia including the Middle East has set up a spray-hose system (emanating from the toilet tank and requiring, it would seem, a well balanced squat and decent aim). This, too be perfectly honest, sounds totally weird to this American city boy. But I think I like the vision of a world wherein everybody except me had to so degrade themselves, and the Charmin' corporation existed solely for my two-ply comfort.
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3-ply!
Those damn French and their bidets.
One wants the warm water version, it seems obvious, rather than a cold water attackment to the toilet - or just some nearby hose.
Oh, the trees (we could save). But that would be French!
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The Japanese also have scented after-sprays and heated seats. Still think we're livin' large?
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