Who to vote for

If you were still undecided, this should make it easy:

In an effort to jump-start a presidential campaign that still has not broken into the top Democratic tier, former Sen. John Edwards made his most ambitious policy announcement yet at a Monday campaign event in Iowa: a promise to eliminate from all unpleasant, disagreeable, or otherwise bad things from all aspects of American life by the end of his second year in office.

This from an article in reputable news source The Politico The Onion that isn't yet posted to their website. Would you believe that, while walking home last night reading that article, I sprained the hell out of my ankle? No? Well I did. Where were you, John Edwards?!