Banal observation of the day: Looming tragedy edition

That's because after stuffing myself to the gills last night, I popped open my fortune cookie to the hollow space completely empty. No small, comforting piece of paper with the good news and the lucky numbers and the whathaveyou. Presumably this means I'll die soon. So I want to be in all of your thoughts and prayers from today until my next Chinese food adventure, which I'll plan out ASAP.

Comments

No wonder English keeps expanding! We have fortunate and misfortune and unfortunate. Now we need non-fortunate.

Maybe the cookie-maker in the sky is trying to tell you something like 'you life is an empty shell'?

Get thee (quickly) to a back-up source.

Posted by: JimPortlandOR on August 30, 2007 01:06 PM

Well, we'll miss you. It was a good run.

Posted by: SDM on August 30, 2007 05:01 PM

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