Lots of talk about potential vice presidents over at Tapped. Sam Boyd chimes in most recently with a couple of people who he thinks should be VP to offset all the talk about who the running mates are likely to be. In that spirit, I'd like to recommend myself, as I believe I prefer my political judgment to the judgment of most other Americans. Unfortunately, in the event that the president dies or resigns or whathaveyou, I'm too young by law to succeed him, and so I'm afraid I can't be considered.
As a proxy, though, allow me to recommend my father* who has both sterling credentials and a helluva fine son--one who will no doubt appreciate all the perks that come with being the manchild of an American vice president.
*=before anybody decides to go all crazy, my mom is also pretty outstanding, but was born and raised in another country and must therefore can't be considered either.

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Mike Gravel has offered me the VP slot on his ticket. However, he has expressed concern that, when it is learned that I am Castro's father, his chances for election may be harmed.
Tell him to start one day early so he can kick Cheney to the curb.
Thought about proposing MY father, but his credentials suck, and anyway, he wouldn't work for a woman.
So you're giving the election to Hillary. Quitter!
I'm going for Martin Sheen. He's twice the fictional character Fred Thompson ever was.
Beuts, I will not stand for having you as somebody else's second fiddle. Brian for president!
I thought about proposing my father, but somehow I doubt someone who wrote a book called "How Humans Evolved" would help the Democratic ticket. I'd suggest my mother, but... she's the coauthor.
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