Vice Presidents

Lots of talk about potential vice presidents over at Tapped. Sam Boyd chimes in most recently with a couple of people who he thinks should be VP to offset all the talk about who the running mates are likely to be. In that spirit, I'd like to recommend myself, as I believe I prefer my political judgment to the judgment of most other Americans. Unfortunately, in the event that the president dies or resigns or whathaveyou, I'm too young by law to succeed him, and so I'm afraid I can't be considered.

As a proxy, though, allow me to recommend my father* who has both sterling credentials and a helluva fine son--one who will no doubt appreciate all the perks that come with being the manchild of an American vice president.

*=before anybody decides to go all crazy, my mom is also pretty outstanding, but was born and raised in another country and must therefore can't be considered either.

Comments

Mike Gravel has offered me the VP slot on his ticket. However, he has expressed concern that, when it is learned that I am Castro's father, his chances for election may be harmed.

Posted by: Brian's Dad on October 29, 2007 11:14 PM

Tell him to start one day early so he can kick Cheney to the curb.

Posted by: Andrew on October 29, 2007 11:19 PM

Thought about proposing MY father, but his credentials suck, and anyway, he wouldn't work for a woman.

Posted by: victor on October 29, 2007 11:36 PM

So you're giving the election to Hillary. Quitter!

Posted by: Brian on October 30, 2007 12:04 AM

I'm going for Martin Sheen. He's twice the fictional character Fred Thompson ever was.

Posted by: JMC on October 30, 2007 12:21 AM

Beuts, I will not stand for having you as somebody else's second fiddle. Brian for president!

Posted by: SDM on October 30, 2007 09:29 AM

I thought about proposing my father, but somehow I doubt someone who wrote a book called "How Humans Evolved" would help the Democratic ticket. I'd suggest my mother, but... she's the coauthor.

Posted by: Sam Boyd on October 30, 2007 02:51 PM

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