A bit of fuzzy history

In the beginning, the roads were wide and the cars few. That was Washington, circa 19dfasda. Now, less than 100 years later, the roads are perhaps a bit wider, but the cars are much, much more abundant. To address the situation, the city seems to have decided that the best thing to do is to place large human beings wearing bright yellow jackets in the middle of the most crowded intersections whose job it is to erratically blow whistles and startle drivers into veering towards pedestrians or--in instances of poetic justices--towards the whistle blowing jacket people themselves.

Who the hell thought this was a good idea? And, to DC-o-philes, how much more dangerous has this made the morning and evening rush hours?

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Especially because the yellowjackets are 100% redundant to the traffic lights. I was just thinking about this today as I got on the 16th Street bus.

Posted by: SDM on November 6, 2007 09:52 AM

Actually, near saturation traffic levels, a human being can do a much better job than blind traffic signals. That is why large cities like NYC have always relied on people to direct traffic at critical intersections.

Posted by: TG on November 11, 2007 12:19 PM

this only works if the people are more intelligent than a yellow light bulb.

Posted by: imnottom on November 12, 2007 12:17 AM

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