I've got a Goldberg ticket

Unlike many of my colleagues, I'm not fortunate enough to have gotten my hands on an advance copy of Liberal Fascism, and have, as such, missed out on much of the fun. But it's good to know that, even in Jonah Goldberg's twisted rendering, things are still straightforward enough that the snozzberries still taste like snozzberries.

You are a music maker Jonah. And you are the dreamer of dreams.