Status messages

Presumably most of you know what a "status message" is. It's 2008, and I can't imagine that a single one of you lacks both a gmail account and an AIM account and a Facebook account. It's just not credible!

I only mention this because from time to time I'll find odd or funny content embedded in other peoples' status messages and post it--usually without thinking, often without credit--to the site. I should be more mindful of this. So here's a funny headline from my friend Ben Miller: