Sacrileg

Did Moses stand atop Mt. Sinai stoned out of his mind? It would certainly fit the facts well. In college (stoned or otherwise, I shall not say) I articulated the I think sensible idea that post-resurrection Jesus was definitionally a zombie. Brought back from death into the realm of the undead and whathaveyou. I should say, though, as a horror movie buff, that zombie-worship makes me more sympathetic to Christianity, not less.

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WTF! MSNBC has got to be kidding us! This is the funniest shit I have read in a while. I literally sat in my office laughing and crying hysterically when I read this. Not because I dislike Judaism or Christianity, or organized religion for that matter, but because I imagined all these Jesus Christ Superstar Isrealite hippies sitting around saying, "Man, that Moses Cat is something else. I mean, he's really opressing us with those laws, man. He's killing my buzz." Of course this would have probably been said in Egyptian or ancient Hebrew and not 1960's Hippie.
I love the zombie theory. It works for me.

Posted by: Juststoppingbytocheckonanoldfriend on March 7, 2008 12:17 PM

Whoa, dude!

Posted by: ed on March 7, 2008 06:19 PM

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